The Elf on a Shelf Is a Footless Creep

“Eating too many sugar cookies? Hurriedly building toys four hours before they will be unwrapped? Those are traditions. This diminutive imbecile who invades your home between Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve? Not. A. Tradition.” #momming #elfontheshelf

The Elf on a Shelf Is a Footless Creep

The Elf on a Shelf Is a Footless Creep

It exists to terrify children and annoy parents with its strange rules and constant surveillance. I banish it from my home.

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